My Facebook friends and I got started on “dumpcakes” again.
JUSTLIKEGRANDMAUSEDTOMAKE
JUST MIX IN SOME USED BIRTHDAY CANDLE NUBS. POUR ON SOME KAOPECTATE FOR A GUILT FREE TREAT.
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE PAN. USE IT OVER AND OVER. IT WILL ALWAYS BE JUST YOU. SCRUMPTIOUS.
PACK DUMPFIRE CAMPCAKE MIX IN UNDERPANTS BEFORE HIKING 3 MILES. WHEN YOU GET TO CAMP UNPACK UNDERCAKE FROM DUMPPANTS THROW AT CAMPWIFE HAPPY BIRTHDAY
START A FIRE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. PUT IN A PAIR OF OLD SWEATPANTS, PICTURES OF YOUR EX HUSBAND AND HIS NEW WIFE AND A CAN OF STEWED CHERRIES. KEEP AN EYE ON IT BY PASSING OUT DRUNK NEARBY. SERVE TO GENTLEMAN YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM MOLLY MCGUINESS LAST NIGHT WITH ICE CREAM HE STOLE YOUR JEWELRY
HOLIDAYS! TIME FOR DUMPCAKE FEAST OF THE SEVEN FISHES, BUT INSTEAD OF FISHES, IT’S JUST YOUR CRUMBLING DENTAL WORK FROM WHEN YOU WERE ON RICKI’S UNION INSURANCE AND THAT FETAL PIG YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH AT WORK.
LEFTOVER DUMPCAKES? TRY THIS EASY TIP PUT DUMPCAKES IN STANDING WATER IN CRAWLSPACE UNDER THE HOUSE. LET STAND APORXIMITLY 14 YEARS. WHEN YOU GET EVICTED LOOK UNDER HOUSE AND WALLA DUMPWINE
IN YOUR SMALLEST POOPER MIX TWO PARTS DUMPCAKE WITH ONE PART GRAPEFRUIT SODA. HOLD IN UNTIL THE NURSE SAYS YOU CAN STOP CLENCHING. SCRUMPTIOUS!
RELATIVES CONCERN YOU ARE A DANGER TO YOURSELF? THROW ALL YOUR PACKITS OF DUMPCAKES MIX ON A FRONT YARD AND SPRAY WITH HOSE.ROLL AROUND IN IT. ROLL AROUND IN IT. ROLL AROUND IN IT. THEY CANT SEE YOU LONG AS YOU REMEMBER TO NOT WEAR YOUR HOUSEDRESS THE PRETTY ONE WITH FLOWERS
FEELING LIKE YOUR DUMPCAKES RECIPES ARE LACKLUSTER OR MAYBE POSSIBLY EVEN BORING? DON’T BE SCARED I LIKE TO LOOK TO NATURE FOR INSPIRATION LIKE FOR EXAMPLE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RAT EAT HER OWN BABIES OR SEEN YOUR HUSBAND ROY PUT HIS PENIS IN A TREE HOLE AND MOVE IT RHYTHMICALLY FOUR TO SIX TIMES? I HAVE LOOK AROUND AT NATURE TO GUIDE YOU AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS PUT LEAVES IN A TUBE OF COOKIE DOUGH IF YOU CAN GET COOKIE DOUGH.
SOMETIMES WHEN IM ALONE HUFFING I PRETEND IM MAKING DUMPCAKE.
OKAY LISTEN TO ME NOW. PEOPLE THINK MY LIFE IS SO GLAMOROUS BECAUSE IM THE NUMBER ONE DUMPCAKE MAKER EXCEPT FOR MY GRANDMA BUT DID YOU KNOW MY LIFE IS HARD BECAUSE IM MISSING 1/3 OF A PINKY TOE FROM A ACCIDENT INVOLVING SOMETHING SO BEFORE YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME REMEMBER YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE. SO ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.
THE DUMP CAKE THE HIT OF THE BAKE SALE THE CHURCH CAN HAVE NEW BOOKS FOR SCHOOL CHILRDEN AND DONT HAVE TO BORROW BOOKS FROM THE OTHER CHURCH WITH THE STUPID PASTOR WITH NO WIFE BUT A KID.
GET FASHION FWD WITH YOUR DUMPCAKE! GRAB SOME NUTS AND GLUTEN FREE PASTA MIX WITH SHREDDED RESTRAINING ORDERS FROM TIM GUNN ADD A SPLASH OF COOKING SHERRY DRINK THE REST OF THE SHERRY PUT ON SOME ELVIS RECORDS DUMPCAKE
YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELF IF I KNEW DUMPCAKES WERE THIS EASY I WOULD OF ATE THEM EVERY DAY AND THEN YOU WILL SAY OH WAIT I DID! THANKS OBAMA
I WILL TELL YOU TO GET YOUR DUMP CAKE FIXINS FROM THE HARRIS TEETER BY THE STADIUM BUT NOT BY THE ONE THATS BY THE SCIENCE MUSEUM BECAUSE THAT ONE IS RUN BY A BAD MAN WHO WEARS HIS HAT ON BACKWARDS AND SO DISRESPECFUL. FORWARD TO EVERYONE FOR LUCK!!!!!!

My Facebook friends and I got started on “dumpcakes” again.

  • JUSTLIKEGRANDMAUSEDTOMAKE
  • JUST MIX IN SOME USED BIRTHDAY CANDLE NUBS. POUR ON SOME KAOPECTATE FOR A GUILT FREE TREAT.
  • YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE PAN. USE IT OVER AND OVER. IT WILL ALWAYS BE JUST YOU. SCRUMPTIOUS.
  • PACK DUMPFIRE CAMPCAKE MIX IN UNDERPANTS BEFORE HIKING 3 MILES. WHEN YOU GET TO CAMP UNPACK UNDERCAKE FROM DUMPPANTS THROW AT CAMPWIFE HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • START A FIRE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. PUT IN A PAIR OF OLD SWEATPANTS, PICTURES OF YOUR EX HUSBAND AND HIS NEW WIFE AND A CAN OF STEWED CHERRIES. KEEP AN EYE ON IT BY PASSING OUT DRUNK NEARBY. SERVE TO GENTLEMAN YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM MOLLY MCGUINESS LAST NIGHT WITH ICE CREAM HE STOLE YOUR JEWELRY
  • HOLIDAYS! TIME FOR DUMPCAKE FEAST OF THE SEVEN FISHES, BUT INSTEAD OF FISHES, IT’S JUST YOUR CRUMBLING DENTAL WORK FROM WHEN YOU WERE ON RICKI’S UNION INSURANCE AND THAT FETAL PIG YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH AT WORK.
  • LEFTOVER DUMPCAKES? TRY THIS EASY TIP PUT DUMPCAKES IN STANDING WATER IN CRAWLSPACE UNDER THE HOUSE. LET STAND APORXIMITLY 14 YEARS. WHEN YOU GET EVICTED LOOK UNDER HOUSE AND WALLA DUMPWINE
  • IN YOUR SMALLEST POOPER MIX TWO PARTS DUMPCAKE WITH ONE PART GRAPEFRUIT SODA. HOLD IN UNTIL THE NURSE SAYS YOU CAN STOP CLENCHING. SCRUMPTIOUS!
  • RELATIVES CONCERN YOU ARE A DANGER TO YOURSELF? THROW ALL YOUR PACKITS OF DUMPCAKES MIX ON A FRONT YARD AND SPRAY WITH HOSE.ROLL AROUND IN IT. ROLL AROUND IN IT. ROLL AROUND IN IT. THEY CANT SEE YOU LONG AS YOU REMEMBER TO NOT WEAR YOUR HOUSEDRESS THE PRETTY ONE WITH FLOWERS
  • FEELING LIKE YOUR DUMPCAKES RECIPES ARE LACKLUSTER OR MAYBE POSSIBLY EVEN BORING? DON’T BE SCARED I LIKE TO LOOK TO NATURE FOR INSPIRATION LIKE FOR EXAMPLE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RAT EAT HER OWN BABIES OR SEEN YOUR HUSBAND ROY PUT HIS PENIS IN A TREE HOLE AND MOVE IT RHYTHMICALLY FOUR TO SIX TIMES? I HAVE LOOK AROUND AT NATURE TO GUIDE YOU AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS PUT LEAVES IN A TUBE OF COOKIE DOUGH IF YOU CAN GET COOKIE DOUGH.
  • SOMETIMES WHEN IM ALONE HUFFING I PRETEND IM MAKING DUMPCAKE.
  • OKAY LISTEN TO ME NOW. PEOPLE THINK MY LIFE IS SO GLAMOROUS BECAUSE IM THE NUMBER ONE DUMPCAKE MAKER EXCEPT FOR MY GRANDMA BUT DID YOU KNOW MY LIFE IS HARD BECAUSE IM MISSING 1/3 OF A PINKY TOE FROM A ACCIDENT INVOLVING SOMETHING SO BEFORE YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME REMEMBER YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE. SO ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.
  • THE DUMP CAKE THE HIT OF THE BAKE SALE THE CHURCH CAN HAVE NEW BOOKS FOR SCHOOL CHILRDEN AND DONT HAVE TO BORROW BOOKS FROM THE OTHER CHURCH WITH THE STUPID PASTOR WITH NO WIFE BUT A KID.
  • GET FASHION FWD WITH YOUR DUMPCAKE! GRAB SOME NUTS AND GLUTEN FREE PASTA MIX WITH SHREDDED RESTRAINING ORDERS FROM TIM GUNN ADD A SPLASH OF COOKING SHERRY DRINK THE REST OF THE SHERRY PUT ON SOME ELVIS RECORDS DUMPCAKE
  • YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELF IF I KNEW DUMPCAKES WERE THIS EASY I WOULD OF ATE THEM EVERY DAY AND THEN YOU WILL SAY OH WAIT I DID! THANKS OBAMA
  • I WILL TELL YOU TO GET YOUR DUMP CAKE FIXINS FROM THE HARRIS TEETER BY THE STADIUM BUT NOT BY THE ONE THATS BY THE SCIENCE MUSEUM BECAUSE THAT ONE IS RUN BY A BAD MAN WHO WEARS HIS HAT ON BACKWARDS AND SO DISRESPECFUL. FORWARD TO EVERYONE FOR LUCK!!!!!!
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FRAMED*2.0

A digital art display platform from Japan with motion detection, available in two sizes - kickstarter video embedded below:

FRAMED is an Internet connected display that allows you to showcase artwork in a way that has never been done before. 

Designed to be the world’s first canvas for the art of our generation, allowing you to experience and enjoy beautiful art within a normal, everyday setting. Perfect for creators and fans of visual culture alike, hang it on your wall, choose an artwork, and transform your space into a living, virtual gallery of creative expressions. 

The evolution of technology and accessibility of the internet has brought out an expansive range and depth in digital art, and now, FRAMED can bring digital art into your everyday.

Over the course of a year, we’ve built two sizes (24-inch / 40-inch) with immense care and attention to craftsmanship. Every unit contains a gorgeous full-HD display, graphics processing, integrated inputs, and motion sensors within a mere 18mm (0.7 inches) in depth. We’ve created a minimalist object as the perfect backdrop for showcasing artwork, while maintaining powerful features to allow each frame to be totally unique, and exactly what you, the creator, makes of it.

More can be found at the Kickstarter page here

Some thoughts from Filip Visnjic at Creative Applications can be found here

(via prostheticknowledge)