3 days ago
I’m just going to go ahead and start stockpiling weapons now.
4 days ago
6 days ago
My friend Peter pointed out that alternate universe me works at Bain Capital.
Let the battle begin!
The ability to shoot live bulls out of your giant rock fist is by far the coolest super-power I’ve ever heard of.
via collegehumor
I think I wanna marry you…
THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!!
As wary as I am of the trend of social-media-trawling proposal videos, this is pretty great and I may have coincidentally gotten something in my eye while I was watching it.
What I want to know is: who is this group of awesome people? I love that there are people of all ages, gays, Orthodox Jews… it feels like the promise of a diverse America.
via unpluggedoutlet
1 week ago
A 7 year-old asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what would happen if two black holes collide.
It’s wonderful. You da man, Clayton.
Oh, and the answer will make your head spin in the all the best ways.
(by KaluzaPryme)
Oh, sure. That’s what I was going to say. Time travel would ensue.
via brooklynmutt
EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.
via animalstalkinginallcaps
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