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This Is Absolutely, Positively The Worst Possible Thing Ever Forever of the Day: How bad is Craig Moss’ Judd Apatow-themed parody movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It? Imagine yourself fully immersed in a vat of hot garbage. Imagine the garbage juices seeping into every orifice in your body. Imagine your orifices becoming infected and subsequently pustular. Imagine the pustules becoming sentient and breaking out in a medley of Creed songs in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice. Imagine yourself welcoming the sweet relief of death but death will not come because you’re immortal and doomed to remain forever in a vat of hot garbage with Creed-loving Gilbert Gottfried pustules.

Are you imagining all that? The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It is that scenario’s explosive diarrhea.

(NSFW, hot chick / old man ass.)

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This makes me want to give myself a lobotomy with a plastic spoon.