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christiannightmares: Christian Nightmares’ Top 10 Scary and Ridiculous Videos for Halloween 10) A man dressed as Satan warns of Halloween and longs for ‘fresh Christian meat’ 9) ‘20 Minutes To Go’: Possibly the most amazing, disturbing, and captivating video I’ve ever seen 8) Merrill Womach still haunts me 7) SamHAYen, ladies and gentlemen! Lunatic evangelist Carol Kornacki warns of the evils of Halloween 6) A creepy Christian puppet delivers a special Halloween message 5) A Christian flutist mesmerizes churchgoers under an eerie skylight 4) ‘A Polished Shaft’: The most insane and ironic video clip of Pastor Jack Schaap you will ever see 3) A Christian girl sings ‘Be Careful Little Eyes What You See’ in what could easily be the opening scene of a horror movie 2) Christian kids wail and weep in the largest public display of child abuse I’ve ever seen 1) A feline organist and an incredibly creepy man offer a rendition of ‘Jesus Loves Me’ that might even give David Lynch nightmares (Top image from Inverted Cross Emporium) I’m so excited to watch all of these!

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Christian Nightmares’ Top 10 Scary and Ridiculous Videos for Halloween

10) A man dressed as Satan warns of Halloween and longs for ‘fresh Christian meat’

9) ‘20 Minutes To Go’: Possibly the most amazing, disturbing, and captivating video I’ve ever seen

8) Merrill Womach still haunts me

7) SamHAYen, ladies and gentlemen! Lunatic evangelist Carol Kornacki warns of the evils of Halloween

6) A creepy Christian puppet delivers a special Halloween message

5) A Christian flutist mesmerizes churchgoers under an eerie skylight

4) ‘A Polished Shaft’: The most insane and ironic video clip of Pastor Jack Schaap you will ever see

3) A Christian girl sings ‘Be Careful Little Eyes What You See’ in what could easily be the opening scene of a horror movie

2) Christian kids wail and weep in the largest public display of child abuse I’ve ever seen

1) A feline organist and an incredibly creepy man offer a rendition of ‘Jesus Loves Me’ that might even give David Lynch nightmares

(Top image from Inverted Cross Emporium)

I’m so excited to watch all of these!

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